Dumb and Dumber!
I hear that Attorney General Bondi and Secretary of the Interior Burgum came to my city the other day to check out Alcatraz. Apparently they are following up on their boss's harebrained idea that we should make Alcatraz into a working prison again.
Defintely qualifies as dumb and dumber. Some say he got the idea after watching an old movie about a failed escape attempt before Alcatraz was shut down in 1963. There are a thousand reasons not to seriously consider such a move, but loyal Trumpers will dutifully follow up on the boss's musings, dumb or not.
Unrelated thought: No way CBS/Paramount cancelling Colbert doesn't have a political dimension. Another bribe to smooth the way for the FCC to approve Paramount's pending merger with Skydance.