Pissing Match!

Trump and Kim Jong Un are in a pissing match unworthy of two 12-year-olds.  Taunts, threats, personal slander, a barrage of words, as the bard would say, of sound and fury signifying nothing.  Disgusting!

Lyndon Johnson, a wise old barnyard philosopher, once said, “Never get in a pissing match with a skunk.”  In this case the pissing match is between two skunks.  Where can we go to avoid the smell?