Low Expectations!

For Trevor Noah as a replacement for Jon Stewart

For Apple Watch

For the San Francisco 49ers in the foreseeable future

For any semblance of peace in the Middle East during my lifetime

For the San Francisco Giants in 2015

For Greece and the European Union reaching an agreement that lasts

For Israel to become less isolated in the world

For Congress to govern effectively irrespective of who is in the majority

For women to be treated equally anywhere in the world

For a drift to the political right to be reversed in the U.S. and elsewhere