Does Anybody Really Care?

The Bay to Breakers was run today, ostensibly with less drinking.

Tiger’s knee and foot make it impossible for him to play.

Mike Huckabee is not going to run.

Newt Gingrich is going to run.

The rest of the Republican wannabees ain’t talkin’.

The Pakistanis don’t like us.

We don’t like the Paks.

The Lakers lost.

Rajaratnam will go to jail.

Cheney’s heart is failing – again.

The newlyweds are honeymooning in the Seychelles.

Pro football is locked out/on strike/both/neither

The space shuttle is scheduled for a final launch – again.

The Phoenix Suns President says he’s gay.

Grocery stores are selling brownies that make you stoned.

John Boehner cried – again – during a speech at Catholic University.

Networks are cancelling shows that never should have been aired in the first place.

Have a nice day . . .