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In Mexico, a kidnap negotiator has been kidnapped.

Pirates off the coast of Somalia are outfoxing sophisticated warships sent to stop piracy.

Sophisticated money manager Bernard Madoff bilks sophisticated investors out of $50 billion.

Arrogant lawyer Marc Dreier bilks arrogant hedge fund managers out of $100 million.

Tiger Woods' caddie Stevie Williams disses Phil Mickelson.  Woods says Stevie is a bad boy.

Colonoscopies said not to be as good as we thought they were.

Asthma drugs said not to be as good as we thought they were.

California legislators can't agree on how to balance the budget.

Alito, Thomas, Scalia and Roberts align on recent Court decisions.

There's a security flaw in Internet Explorer that hasn't been fixed.

Republicans say Caroline Kennedy too inexperienced to be a senator.

Oprah has gained weight.

Bush bobs and weaves as Iraqi shoes sail past his head.  Defends right to protest.

Tom Friedman flogs new book.  Is insufferably right one more time.

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