Surprises or Not!

Two America’s Cup races were held yesterday (Kiwis v Luna Rosa) and – surprise – neither boat broke down.

The Egyptian generals – no surprise – have let Mubarak out of jail.

San Diego Mayor Bob (Can’t Keep His Hands Off the Ladies) Filner – no big surprise – is going to resign.

Bo Xilai, on trial in China – surprise – is defiant in court.  Bad form for a show trial.

Bradley Manning – small surprise – wants a sex change operation.

Hewlett Packard – no surprise – says it hasn’t yet turned around its sinking ship.

Ichiro – no surprise – gets his 4,000^th hit.

Giants – no surprise – lose 12-1 to the Red Sox.

Circumcisions in the U.S. fell by 10% over the last 32 years.  Surprise?  Don’t know, you choose.

The most recent Fukushima water leaks – no surprise – are worse than authorities have revealed.

Mugabe – no surprise – was sworn in for another term in Zimbabwe.